You've Been In Theatre Too Long If: You know more than one theory for the origin of the term Green Room. Someone asks what daylight looks like and you respond with gel numbers National holidays that fall on Monday seem pointless You can only read from a light that is blue. It's 3 a.m. and you've been staring at a notepad for ten minutes pondering why the letter Q isn't spelled 'like it sounds': C-U-E You consider the red part of the stoplight the "standby." You start wondering what it feels like to be a prop. 95% of your wardrobe is black. You make your kid's Halloween costume out of blacks and gaff tape "Practical" and "flat" are nouns. If someone asks you what time it is, you respond: "Half hour 'til half hour." You remind your child it's his night to "strike the dinner set"